i just had a convo with my bro. about 1D. because when i left the bathroom he was like “AGGGGGIEEEE :DD Come ereee imma show you somethiiinnggg” So i sat next to him and he showed me an article about Tom Meighan (Kasabian’s vocalist). He said that, and I quote, “One Direction are five little dicks.” 

Yeah so I was like “I don’t give a fuck, you know that right?” and then we had a convo about how can I like them, do I find them attractive, that each one of them looks like Justin Bieber and do I like Justin Bieber.

wow whatta surprise i think 1D are attractive